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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 March 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1686
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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charbel's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (120747) - you deserved it (9167)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33831) - you deserved it (147098)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

#1347593
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11074) - you deserved it (76656)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

#927361
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98454) - you deserved it (4692)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by spiderhater (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

#287682
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (144430) - you deserved it (21782)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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