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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 March 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML


I agree, your life sucks (8153) - you deserved it (52398)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML


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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, my brand new and very expensive laser printer does actually print 10 times faster than my old one. Except there's nothing printed on the paper. Never mind, at least it makes a cool sound. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23509) - you deserved it (3931)

On 12/06/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by harry - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML


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On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML


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On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML


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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

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