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Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML
by deli Shoppe / 06/27/2012 at 12:39am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2012 at 6:04pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 06/24/2012 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML
by anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 10:09am / United Kingdom / Animals
by Shelby / 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by megasniper240 / 06/19/2012 at 11:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by flyingpuppy / 06/17/2012 at 2:33am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
by latino14 / 06/15/2012 at 7:27am / United States (Maryland) / Health
by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by fmmmmlll / 06/12/2012 at 1:29am / United States / Health
Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML
by fordneagles / 06/11/2012 at 1:56am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 06/10/2012 at 5:14pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Love
by fernie vazquez / 06/10/2012 at 5:16am / United States (California) / Love
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