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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 April 1995 (19 years)
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Today , Mah Girlfriend And I Were Having Sex. I Thought I'd Be Spontanous And Spice Things Up , And Gave Her A Spank Across The Butt. She Started Crying. FML

#20051213
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On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I Had To Force Myself To Take A Dump At School, Even Though I Have Severe Restroom Anxiety And Shyness. I Had Finally Relaxed Enough To Go When The Tornado Drills Went Off Mid-dump, And 46 Students And Teachers Packed Into The Bathroom With Me. FML

#20048959
107 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 1:55am - misc - by DamnTornadoAlley - United States (Texas)

Today, wile getting pretty intimate wit my newlywed wife in te car, a cop turned is ligts on. As e was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but tey wouldn't fit over my knees. Te cop just lauged an walked away. Turns out my wife ad my pants on an I was trying to putted ers on. FML

#20048187
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On 08/29/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and leren about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. fat FML

#20047830
168 comments

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On 08/29/2012 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete geniu decided to flush the toilet downstair halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to fine looool a comfortable sitting position. FML

#20046536
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On 08/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Bethany (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticd how nervous I was, an recommendd that I compliment the examiner fir higher marks. When it was time fir the exam, without thinking, I told him I likd his hair. Turns out bald people don't lyk that. FML

#20046479
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On 08/28/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by p (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, boyfriand told ma tat a ad onca baan possassad by damons, and tat a now slaap wit a knifa undar is pillow for protaction from, "Ta dark spirit tat ara faasting upon is soul." I'm sura tat I'll ba slaaping ovar anytima soon!! FML

#20046142
156 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 11:56am - love - by StillBetterThanTwilight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here , or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML

Today, Mah Son,ho Saams To Think That Ha Is A "gangsta" Daspita Baing Ahita Boy From Tha Suburbs, Criad Bacausa I Accidantally Burnad His Grillad Chaasa . Ha's 28 . FML

#20045566
207 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need brace again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

#20044922
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On 08/27/2012 at 6:16pm - health - by Albert (man) - United States (New Jersey)

the office I work at puttd up a ( No Masturbating at Desks ) sign. I'm disappointd by this, not cuz I usually whack off at my desk, but cuz enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML

#20043181
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On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ad to pee so bad tat I ran downstars wit no glasses on and stumbld into te batroom, alf blind. I sat down on te toilet and realizd just a little late tat my older sister and er boyfriend were aving sex in te battub.

#20042115
149 comments

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On 08/26/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MY DOG WAS DIAGNOSD WIT DEPRESSION. I GOT IM TO ELP WIT MY DEPRESSION. I GUESS WE CAN JUST BE MISERABLE TOGETER. FML

#20039193
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On 08/24/2012 at 11:45am - animals - by alix - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opend the car door for her, and out of habit, pushd down on her head as she got in. real FML

#20037909
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (10864) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today,hile Working At The Pet Store, I Had To Fed The Snakes. I'd Thawd Too Many Mice, So Instead Of Wasting One, I Fd It To Our Turtles. They Decidd To Play Tug Of War With It, Ripping It In Half In Front Of Several Terrifid Children. Fat FML

#20037487
174 comments

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On 08/23/2012 at 12:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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