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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 April 1995 (19 years)
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Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (212701) - you deserved it (35178)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33564) - you deserved it (2500)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:40pm - misc - by samrodpuertorico (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32153) - you deserved it (2673)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm - kids - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML

#1020
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On 01/13/2009 at 4:47am - work - by MAC - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18460) - you deserved it (7798)

On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version



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