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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
by shit.... / 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm / Malaysia (Selangor) / Intimacy
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
by Shauna / 11/08/2012 at 6:09am / United States / Kids
by derve / 11/07/2012 at 6:48pm / United States / Love
Today, I realized why it's a bad idea to store your business cards and your "emergency condom" in the same handbag compartment. I realized this after a client watched me miss the cards and pull out the condom after our lunch meeting. FML
by Hornymuch / 11/02/2012 at 7:35am / Germany / Work
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
by ananymous / 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by poorkids / 10/31/2012 at 1:01am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Andrew / 10/30/2012 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/29/2012 at 1:46am / United States / Love
Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down laughing uncontrollably. FML
by radioinvader / 10/28/2012 at 8:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by geena / 10/27/2012 at 2:42am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/26/2012 at 12:17pm / Philippines (Manila) / Kids
by Kallian / 10/25/2012 at 3:08am / Australia / Money
by bill / 10/24/2012 at 7:14am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by jesushelpme / 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by thebeachisthatway / 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
- Today, I brought a girl home from a bar. Things were getting hot and heavy when she asked if I had… Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been… Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school…
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…