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by LoveBytes / 03/27/2012 at 5:29pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Sarah / 03/26/2012 at 7:14am / United States / Love
by iamnotalawyer / 03/26/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Mark Allan / 03/25/2012 at 12:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by SG / 03/24/2012 at 8:14am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML
by Hana / 03/23/2012 at 3:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
by busfail / 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
by futuremum / 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Kids
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 11:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
by treehugger / 03/20/2012 at 5:47am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by FoodyFood / 03/19/2012 at 12:59am / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
by Anonymous / 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm / Ireland / Intimacy
by Tristansefam1367 / 03/12/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…