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by kellie1115 / 04/10/2012 at 12:41am / United States (West Virginia) / Love
Today, I was sitting in my car outside my apartment complex when a man came around the corner holding something shiny, and I thought was a gun. Thinking I was about to get robbed at gun point, I bugged out and threw up. It was a silver watering can. He asked if I was okay. FML
by logkitty / 04/10/2012 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Health
by Lee / 04/09/2012 at 11:50pm / United States / Animals
Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML
by emoflowers / 04/09/2012 at 10:51pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Ew. / 04/09/2012 at 11:22am / United Kingdom / Animals
by Millian2 / 04/07/2012 at 10:10pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
by Nadaz / 04/05/2012 at 7:29am / United States (North Carolina) / Geek
by displeased / 04/05/2012 at 2:47am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by spougeineye1 / 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by IloveJapan / 04/02/2012 at 10:02am / Japan / Love
by ohgod... / 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
by anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML
by BigBangCheater / 04/01/2012 at 6:08am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category.… Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals.… Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really…