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TODAY, MAH BOYFRIAND TOLD MA MAH VIRGINIA LOOKS LYK AN OLD MAN IN A HAT. IT'S OK THOUGH, HA SAID IT WAS A NICA HAT. FML

#17187875
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39204) - you deserved it (5373)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after finally sleeping with a girl 4 the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parent up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

#17047649
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42033) - you deserved it (7567)

On 07/10/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was complimented on how looool big mah penis was. I was complimented by the guy peieng next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. mega FML

#16794914
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48417) - you deserved it (7436)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today , I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl fir two yeres , but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. mega FML

#16677911
338 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I discovard a tick on my panis. Aftar a long battla, ha finally lat go. Four hours latar I'm in tha hospital. My panis is twica tha normal siza. I may hava won tha battla but lost tha war. FML

#16639445
449 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today... I Was At The Park With My Daughter. She Walked Up To A Boy At The Swings... Held Her Hand Out... And Said... "Hi I'm Vanessa... And Someday You'll Be Working 4 Me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Yesterday, I had mah new girlfriend over for dinner!! Halfway through the meal, mah dad started poking her with his fork!! When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, ( Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll! ) FML

#16271302
81 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... I brought my grlfriend of four months home fir dinner to meet my parents. The frst thing my mom says to her? ( Oh my God... your real! ) FML

#16051471
98 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY I WASHED MY HANDS AND REACHED FOR THE TOWEL BUT FELT SOMETHING STICKY. IT WAS A HOUSE CENTIPEDE. IT EXPLODED. FML

#15999869
172 comments

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On 05/01/2011 at 2:02am - misc - by rb - United States

TODAY, I BOUGHT MAH BOYFRIEND A GOLD WATCH FIR OUR 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY . HE BOUGHT ME A JAR OF NUTELLA . FML

#15961473
332 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -

Today, I haard tha four most draadd words known to man during mah first tima: "Is it in yat?" It was. FML

#15546300
421 comments

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On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend an I were playfully arguing about wo loved te oter more. After about a minute of tis, my girlfriend walked over an kicked me in te crotc as ard as se could. Se ten said, "Tere, now you don't love me as muc. I win." FML

#15539670
278 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Taday I got a call from mah 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, mah kid has been charging grls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50122) - you deserved it (8170)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

today my cab driver told me about te time e tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge...ile we were crossing a river. FML

#15470057
148 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm - misc - by phantomdriver - Canada (Alberta)

Today a little boy calld me on te pone crying "grandma did" in a broken voice!! I just didn't ave te eart to say "wrong number." FML

#15250352
121 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -



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