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chanellgymnast
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, USA
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  • Number of visits : 2416
  • Number of comments : 394
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chanellgymnast : I'm Laura. I like meeting new people and I don't bite, unless you're into that kind of thing. ;-) I'm not that great at talking about myself so maybe if I keep my mouth shut, I could pass for elegant and mysterious...

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Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

#17594828
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5838) - you deserved it (53694)

On 08/27/2011 at 12:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

#17544670
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7308) - you deserved it (33928)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:04am - animals - by vishuzzbabe77 - United States

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33732) - you deserved it (7209)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

#17413633
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28129) - you deserved it (2570)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

#17359587
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37097) - you deserved it (3595)

On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

#17039633
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28297) - you deserved it (2983)

On 07/09/2011 at 10:34am - animals - by iGreen - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML

#16963316
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26484) - you deserved it (7685)

On 07/03/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by siannacasey - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

#16624157
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30318) - you deserved it (5635)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

#16326196
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33720) - you deserved it (7318)

On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

#16099079
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22115) - you deserved it (2535)

On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML

#16010134
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44397) - you deserved it (3204)

On 05/01/2011 at 9:05pm - love - by exnotwelcome19 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML

#15636235
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37378) - you deserved it (10492)

On 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Abyssal (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

#15531816
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36828) - you deserved it (5661)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Macedonia (Struga)

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

#15075987
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43862) - you deserved it (4013)

On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -

Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML

#14811795
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30581) - you deserved it (12522)

On 02/02/2011 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by Missy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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