About chanellgymnast : I'm Laura. Autocorrect ruined my username, BUT I was a gymnast back in my prime so I suppose that worked out well. I'm not that great at talking about myself so maybe if I keep my mouth shut, I could pass for elegant and mysterious... :-)
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, my car window got smashed in. The cop that came to take the report said they'd already caught the guy doing it, he'd smashed in several other car windows, all of the exact same model and color. His reason for doing it was simple: he was drunk and "hated red Jeeps". FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by Cold (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
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On 12/16/2012 at 7:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show, Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-like juice everywhere. I am now afraid to argue with her. FML
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On 12/15/2012 at 7:33am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML
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On 12/15/2012 at 3:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML
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On 12/14/2012 at 1:44am - health - by mysidesaresplitting - United States (Michigan)
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by hnickell93 - United States (California)
Today, I found out my new girlfriend is a screamer. This would normally turn me on, except she sounds like she's being murdered with a rusty fork. FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Dontwaketheneighbors (man) - United States (California)
Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 3:09pm - intimacy - by AllegroRubato (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)
Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML
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On 12/01/2012 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML
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On 11/30/2012 at 2:30pm - love - by Gus (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
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On 11/19/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
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On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)
Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML
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On 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML
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On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)
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