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About chanellgymnast : I'm Laura. Spontaneous, compassionate, and a hopeless romantic. Madly in love with life, dogs, and chocolate. :-)

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Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28749) - you deserved it (2001)

On 05/29/2015 at 11:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27870) - you deserved it (2358)

On 05/29/2015 at 10:39pm - animals - by poophead (woman) - Philippines

Today, I learned one of life's great lessons: it is possible to squeeze a Ketchup bottle so hard that the plastic breaks and everything lands on your face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23829) - you deserved it (5958)

On 05/29/2015 at 6:58am - misc - by sassy_girl144 (woman) - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, I got engaged. When I called my father, who is out of state for a few days, to tell him, his response was, "What'd you do that for?" FML

Today, I tried to work on my attitude at work. People say I'm mean, so I tried to be nice all day. Apparently I'm now condescending. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25513) - you deserved it (3743)

On 05/25/2015 at 1:42pm - work - by Frustrated - United States

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first experience with a condom breaking. FML

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

Today, I received 46 emails from co-workers who were using reply-all to tell everyone else not to use reply-all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24514) - you deserved it (1913)

On 05/20/2015 at 2:47pm - work - by farf -

Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (31482) - you deserved it (3412)

On 05/19/2015 at 7:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26211) - you deserved it (7632)

On 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm - misc - by Swabidizop - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30558) - you deserved it (4831)

On 05/17/2015 at 10:54pm - intimacy - by fuckingdonuts - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients. It wasn't until the meeting was over that my coworker decided to inform me that I had bird poop in my hair "pretty much the entire time." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26173) - you deserved it (1995)

On 05/17/2015 at 5:27pm - work - by lily_marleen (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25461) - you deserved it (6169)

On 05/17/2015 at 3:32pm - misc - by norpedo (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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