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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 842
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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chameleon_boy's favorite FMLs

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

#9015230
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28397) - you deserved it (3080)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

#8865322
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29117) - you deserved it (7910)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. Instead of taking me home like he told me he was going to, he pulled up to the gas station, gave me $6, and asked me to go pay. As soon as I walked inside, he threw my bag out the door, and drove off. FML

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML

#6648301
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24422) - you deserved it (3416)

On 12/07/2009 at 9:43am - misc - by Fluory (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML

#5848296
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37341) - you deserved it (2567)

On 10/16/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by xXx (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML

#5189788
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39827) - you deserved it (6562)

On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to make love with my boyfriend for the first time. I wanted everything to be perfect. The CD kept skipping, the rose petals had ants all over them, and he couldn't get it up. FML

#5011183
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49005) - you deserved it (12324)

On 09/02/2009 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML

#4678208
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15484) - you deserved it (42964)

On 08/20/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and says "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

#185266
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57976) - you deserved it (10061)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:26pm - love - by ak (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, as I sat on my couch heartbroken from a very recent breakup, my mother walked up to me and in a very comforting voice said, "maybe he left you for someone else." FML

#45956
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40663) - you deserved it (1988)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:51am - misc - by too bad so sad (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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