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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 December 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7474
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About chalkdust : If I were a dinosaur, I'd be a thesaurus.

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Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30913) - you deserved it (14129)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (384464) - you deserved it (44120)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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