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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 December 1989 (23 years)
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Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21202) - you deserved it (9833)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

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On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Petitprof (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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