Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

chalkdust

Search for a member

chalkdust

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 December 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7104
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chalkdust : If I were a dinosaur, I'd be a thesaurus.

chalkdust's page activity

Visits<b>synamin</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 2:00pm<b>thesnypist8</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 4:50pm<b>murph</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 2:02am<b>abattior</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 9:02pm<b>anotm</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 7:43pm<b>raebiird</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 12:07pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 05/23/2014 at 8:15am<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 05/05/2014 at 5:07pm<b>DippinGrizzly907</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 7:14pm<b>m22100</b> - the 04/04/2014 at 11:59am<b>hellryu</b> - the 03/22/2014 at 7:55am<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 02/01/2014 at 4:17pm<b>iKaegan</b> - the 01/08/2014 at 7:18pm<b>samhart</b> - the 11/17/2013 at 11:34pm<b>EllaJSwiftie</b> - the 10/31/2013 at 3:04pm<b>Ohthatsnasty</b> - the 10/20/2013 at 12:22am<b>im_hyper</b> - the 09/28/2013 at 4:00pm<b>Mordeci</b> - the 08/28/2013 at 9:43pm

chalkdust's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of chalkdust's badges

chalkdust's favorite FMLs

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27311) - you deserved it (13000)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
925 comments

I agree, your life sucks (348371) - you deserved it (38604)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



FML's blog

  • Matteor's illustrated FML #2
  • So, is everyone back from their vacation? Can we get back to regular programming? No? OK, I get it. You're all still crying about not being at the beach any more, well, I am anyway. And this time of year…

Thursday 11 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: