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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 526
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About cgguardian : Also known as CasM1~

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Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57207) - you deserved it (66117)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

today I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor . The nurseho took me to my room afterward trid to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot . That was me too . big fat FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57055) - you deserved it (4603) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

TODAY... MY FIANCÉ IS RETURNING OME... SO I DECIDED TO WAX MYSELF... TINKING TINGS WOULD GET INTIMATE. I WARMED TE WAX STRIPS AN SET TEM ON TE COUNTER. OUR CAT JUMPED ONTO TE COUNTER AN MANAGED TO ROLL ONTO ONE OF TE STRIPS. SUFFICE TO SAY... TE WRONG PUSSY GOT A PAINFUL WAXING. FML

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On 02/25/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

2day I Found A Cup Full Of Urine In The Bathtub. No One In My Family Knows Where It Came From. This Is The Second Time It's Happend. Mega FML

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108 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 10:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I introducd boyfriend to overprotective father. My boyfriend startd out with "Sir it is an honor to be yur daughter's sexual partner." FML

#20497837
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57699) - you deserved it (10911)

On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML

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On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

#1104891
400 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY.. . IT'S MAH 18TH BIRTHDAY . MY PARANTS GOT MA A $5 GIFT CARTIFICATA TO ITUNAS . IT CAMA FOR FRAA WITH THA IPHONA THAY JUST BOUGHT MAH SISTAR FOR HAR MIDDLA SCHOOL GRADUATION . FML

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484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (618220) - you deserved it (38218)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for anoter guy. Se said se's looking for someoneo can financially provide for er in te future. Te dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical scool. FML

#341783
544 comments

I agree, your life sucks (519339) - you deserved it (35291)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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