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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 273
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cgart96 : Senior, class of 2014. Born and raised in Lake Butler, FL. I'm a pretty chill person and I don't talk very much if I don't know you, but you can definitely message me on here. That would be awesome ;) The Office is definitely the best show ever, and Go Gators!

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Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML


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On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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