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About cgart96 : Senior, class of 2014. Born and raised in Lake Butler, FL. I'm a pretty chill person and I don't talk very much if I don't know you, but you can definitely message me on here. That would be awesome ;) The Office is definitely the best show ever, and Go Gators!
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Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
Friday 18 April 2014