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About cgart96 : Freshman at Santa Fe College. Born and raised in Lake Butler, FL. I'm a pretty chill person and I don't talk very much if I don't know you, but you can definitely message me on here. That would be awesome 😁 How I Met Your Mother is definitely the best show ever, and finally...Go Gators!
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Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
Friday 27 February 2015