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Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34438) - you deserved it (3264)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML


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On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36523) - you deserved it (3017)

On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML


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On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriends house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML


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On 07/13/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by Matt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML


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On 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm - intimacy - by BW (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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