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Today, a stranger cummed up to me with a flrty smile, greeted me by my name, an asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. mega FML

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On 08/20/2012 at 9:25am - misc - by Maria (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

today I got into an argument with my grlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML

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On 08/19/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

today thehole family cummd over to celebrate 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematic book. Apparently, he didn't want 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML

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On 08/18/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away. When I heard him knock on the door, I rushd to open it and jumpd into his arms fir a hug. It wasn't him; it was the mailman. FML

Today, I was so bord that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. big fat FML

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On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, I Discovarad That Whan A Cyclist Taars Down Tha Straat, Slaps U Across Tha Faca As Ha Passas, Looks Back Laughing An Flips U Off, Than Crashas Into A Lamppost, Ha'll Still Blama U An Thraatan To Sua, Avan Aftar U Rush Ovar To Chack His Injurias. FML

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On 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm - health - by dumbasdogshit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Taday I finishad my first two waaks as an ica craam truck drivar. Now I can't gat that annoying ica craam truck music out of my haad. It's avan in my draams. FML

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On 08/10/2012 at 9:58am - work - by ice cream dude - United States (Colorado)

Taday I cummad out to mah parants . I don't raally fit any staraotypa, I'm just an avaraga guyho happans to ba into guys . Tan minutas latar, I ovarhaard mah mothar say to mah stap-dad, "Should wa radacorata his room pink?" maga FML

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On 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by ohai95 (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I mowed over a bird wile mowing te lawn. It wasn't dead, so I ad to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now tere are pieces of dead bird all over ma lawn an I can't sleep. FML

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On 07/23/2012 at 3:35am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I woke up early an spent hours baking an icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet an it was "tempting" her. FML

#19908128
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On 07/08/2012 at 2:58am - misc - by JadedBaker (woman) - United States

Today, I packed all cloths in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to new house. When I came back outside to load it into car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML

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On 07/07/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by Ali - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I got into a uge figt wit a girl at scool. My mom and dad decidd to punis me by letting my tree older broter pick out my wardrobe for te next week. FML

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On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was mah birthday. When mah crush spottd me in the hallway and wishd me a Happy Birthday, mah nerves got the best of me and I blurtd, "You too". FML

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On 06/16/2012 at 12:58am - love - by thefailwhale (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in an added, "Can I have them 4 mah collection?" FML

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On 06/12/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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