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TODAY COLLEGE CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT FELIX BAUMGARTNER WHO JUMPED FROM THE EDGE OF SPACE DOWN TO EARTH. A BOY SUDDENLY PUT HIS HEAD UP AND SAID IN A SERIOUS TONE "I THOUGHT HE JUMPED FROM THE MOON?" SEVERAL GRLS CONCURRED. THIS IS GENERATION. FML

#20121409
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I agree, your life sucks (25353) - you deserved it (1990)

On 10/17/2012 at 7:15pm - kids - by Mouse (woman) -

Today, at the age of 57, mah dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder!! FML

#20120590
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23365) - you deserved it (3937) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)

Today, the guardian angel charm mah grandma gave to looool me fir "safe driving" fell off mah sun visorhile I was driving . This scared me enough to cause me to swerve into another moving car . So much fir safe driving . FML

#20119674
99 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 2:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my parent gave me a sock an card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
115 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, While I Was Using Mah Computer, Mah Cat Ran Up To The Power Strip, Looked Me In The Eyes, And Hit The Power Switch, Turning Everything Off. She Does This Quite Often. FML

#20116072
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (4285)

On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

TODAY... I WAS TALKING TO MAH FUTURE MOTHER-IN-LAW ABOUT MAH UPCOMING WEDDING. SHE TOLD ME THAT I WASN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE THE WEDDING AT A CHURCH... NOR WEAR AHITE DRESS... NOR HAVE ROSES 4 FLOWERS... BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN I'D BE "COPYING" HER. MEGA FML

#20115456
203 comments

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On 10/13/2012 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me 4 "groping" looool her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

#20114046
92 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 8:18pm - misc - by atleastshelldiefirst (man) - United States

Taday mah roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30 . FML

#20110486
152 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 1:38pm - misc - by tiredofthis - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I wanted to surprise mah long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight tohere I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

#20103950
113 comments

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On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, mah mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well . She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time . I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween fir the rest of the year . FML

#20103809
89 comments

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On 10/06/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Joey - United States (Nevada)

Today , after having bought mah daughter a complete set of new school clothes , she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them , or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

#20102964
193 comments

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On 10/05/2012 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today... at work... mah boss asked me y I wasn't adhering to proper dress code. I pointed out that skinny jeans r in the dress code... to which he replied... ( Only if you're skinny. ) FML

#20102886
138 comments

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On 10/05/2012 at 12:40pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, An Incredibly Rude Woman Cummd In Fir A Hardressing Appointment. I Had To Put Up With Bieng Yelld At And Calld A "clumsy Bitch," A "pleb," And Other Insults Fir Almost Half An Hour. When I Finally Managd To Finish Her Hair, Instead Of Tipping Me, She Spat At Mah Feet And Stormd Out. FML

#20093857
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25520) - you deserved it (2011)

On 09/29/2012 at 4:34pm - misc - by scumdresser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, we had movers come in to take all of our stuff as the final step to our move to the States. We have our flight scheduld for tomorrow looool evening. Thing is, they accidentally took mah carry-on bag without mah knowledge. In that carry-on there was a little something calld a passport. FML

#20093240
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23963) - you deserved it (2932)

On 09/29/2012 at 3:39am - misc - by bluefrisky - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59695) - you deserved it (3067)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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