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cerealman

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3640
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About cerealman : Uhm, 15 almost 16. I love music, no joke. That's about it. I'm a pretty boring person I guess.

Never mind. I'm 16 now.
Never mind. 17 now.
Never mind. 18 now.

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yastarday I found out that mah 15-yaar-old son is a prolific craator of My Littla Pony thamd hantai !! I'm not a judgmantal man, but ha's probably going to hall !! FML

#21082455
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41298) - you deserved it (7779)

On 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm - kids - by ashamed father (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today while on a date I went to take a sip of my drink but fir some reason I expectd a straw to be there. I endd up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking fir it as I kept my eyes looool on my date. It must've lookd like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

#21081466
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48091) - you deserved it (9577)

On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

I asked my boss 4 a few days off next week , because my grandmother passed away yesterday an I'll need to travel to attend the funeral. His response: "She's dead , you're not. You want time off , then quit." FML

#21080680
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56140) - you deserved it (3491)

On 03/07/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by GLHan (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss fired me. I can't really explain the slap I gave him for it, though. FML

#21072136
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22836) - you deserved it (33697) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/26/2014 at 4:45am - work - by sistermonster (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my mom told me all about ow I was concieved in a Disney Land toilet. looool FML

#21070288
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42721) - you deserved it (3757)

On 02/24/2014 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Dudley)

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, a guy called customer support, claiming his internet wasn't working. I asked for his customer details, an he gave his name as Mike Hunt. I recognized the old joke, called him an idiot, an hung up on him. It turned out that was his real name. I'm now on suspension. mega FML

#21060478
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26740) - you deserved it (32903)

On 02/14/2014 at 4:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today.. . At The Bank Where I Work.. . I Escorted A Very Short Woman To Her Safe Deposit Box In The Vault . I Left Her Alone.. . Knowing She Could Use The Phone To Call The Reception When She Was Ready To Leave . We Later Realised The Phone Was Too High Fir Her To Reach . If Glares Could Kill . FML

#21057082
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41576) - you deserved it (6694) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/11/2014 at 5:01am - work - by norina (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising mah middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished mah cat. She won't even make eye contact and keeps wheezing. I have a feeling she is plotting mah death. FML

Today, after years of counseling and therapy 4 my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

#21051812
196 comments

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On 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm - misc - by tigerisabelle (woman) -

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LIKE EVERY DAY, I AD TO WALK TO BUS STOP!! TE ONLY DIFFERENCE TODAY IS TERE WAS SNOW AND ICE OVER EVERYTING!! NOT ONLY DID I SLIP AND FALL, SOAKING BOT MYSELF AND TE CONTENTS OF BAG, TE BUS DRIVER SAW ME TERE AT TE BUS STOP AND DROVE STRAIGT PAST!! FML

#21051124
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43387) - you deserved it (3666)

On 02/05/2014 at 9:07am - misc - by no snow day (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in the process of finally losing mah vrginity!! Part-way through, mah neighbour startd shouting from his backyard, ( Go, Nicolas! You can do it! ) He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name!! I couldn't finish!! mega FML

#21046533
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57019) - you deserved it (6336) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by prochainefois (man) - Sent from mobile version

Taday mah mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm an stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since mah wife an I r expecting our first child, I should ( get used to waking up at all hours. ) She calls mah work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

#21041278
133 comments

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was playing with mah little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

#21034458
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27221) - you deserved it (41931)

On 01/20/2014 at 10:34pm - kids - by Ginger_Gawd - United States (Florida)



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