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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 311
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cereal_girl : Bleh. Bleh.

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Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML


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On 11/21/2013 at 12:52pm - animals - by thatsnotacat - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML


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On 06/15/2013 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by woof woof?? (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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