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by MegaBear / 06/15/2011 at 1:46am / United States / Work
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
by peaaaak / 06/03/2011 at 6:17am / United Kingdom (Thurrock) / Intimacy
Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML
by Almostfunny / 03/16/2011 at 9:01am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Randall / 01/25/2011 at 2:28am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm / Reserved / Love
by caligirl921 / 12/11/2010 at 1:00am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 2:28am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by anonymous / 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm / Miscellaneous
by teacher / 08/31/2010 at 10:50am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Brandon / 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I ran an experiment perfectly in lab. I was the last in my class to finish and proud of how… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my… Today, I found my daughters hiding spot. Yeah there was dolls, matchbox cars and coloring markers.…