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  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 December 1994 (19 years)
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Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24283) - you deserved it (3702)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

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422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32751) - you deserved it (9208)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
192 comments

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On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
124 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

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108 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

#17671695
108 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

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159 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML

#17588509
129 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
234 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML

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86 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 6:36pm - love - by Jace - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML

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153 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bill - United States

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

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172 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
238 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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158 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm - kids - by Username - United States

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

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218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41521) - you deserved it (5486) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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