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Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12199) - you deserved it (30402)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61409) - you deserved it (3024)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

#7144399
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On 01/04/2010 at 10:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML

#7084392
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I agree, your life sucks (25322) - you deserved it (3346)

On 01/01/2010 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by Lovergirl (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML

#7084392
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I agree, your life sucks (25322) - you deserved it (3346)

On 01/01/2010 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by Lovergirl (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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