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Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML

#6435507 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (8311) - you deserved it (34874)

On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I started my first day at work, I've been unemployed for a while and am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask what we do with the extra bread, and they tell me to throw it away. Being poor and hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fired for stealing. FML

#5892629 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (33913) - you deserved it (6170)

On 10/19/2009 at 4:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

#5762164 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (25170) - you deserved it (13653)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by perfectmoment - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I started my new waiter job. I walked up to the first table to serve and realized the girl on the left was my girlfriend and the guy on the right is my brother. My girlfriend told me she'd be out of town. I threw a glass of water at my brother and yelled at my girlfriend. I lost my job. FML

#5607254 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (33333) - you deserved it (8062)

On 10/02/2009 at 5:10pm - work - by dumbarse (man) - Canada (Ontario)