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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 March 1982 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1170
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About cdncw : I live in Canada.
I like laughing at the misfortunes of others.
My cats are my family:
Don't be shy, say hi.

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cdncw's favorite FMLs

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30926) - you deserved it (81744)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML


I agree, your life sucks (51928) - you deserved it (8356)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (175300) - you deserved it (50393)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (34812) - you deserved it (6014)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by rainyday (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8144) - you deserved it (32133)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:07am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)

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