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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 March 1982 (32 years)
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Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (161840) - you deserved it (47383)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

#29762
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I agree, your life sucks (31064) - you deserved it (5484)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by rainyday (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

#2426
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I agree, your life sucks (6724) - you deserved it (28076)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:07am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)



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