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cdncw

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 March 1982 (34 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1662
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About cdncw : I live in Canada.
I like laughing at the misfortunes of others.
My cats are my family:
Don't be shy, say hi.

cdncw's page activity

Visits<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 1:14pm<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 1:48am<b>Excalibur6669</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 7:20pm<b>DarthHypno</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 2:11am<b>sated_child</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 10:44pm<b>kelly20</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 10:25pm<b>madi10647</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 1:27pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 1:17am<b>larrypoppins</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 8:22pm<b>amburbuds</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 6:13pm<b>kingshelly</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 5:44am<b>leannez</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 9:59pm<b>demix</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 8:37pm<b>aj105</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 6:25pm<b>aishah77</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 11:11pm<b>Shamandalie89</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 7:16am<b>max367</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 11:32am<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 3:26am

Fucked!<b>kelly20</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 4:26am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 9:48pm<b>HylianTwilight</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 8:00am<b>littleteapot</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 6:59pm<b>NessieMonster188</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 10:42pm<b>TiggyBonkers</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 1:46am<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 5:38pm<b>NoOrdinaryNZer</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 12:15pm<b>Sydney1600</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 3:51am<b>hard_candy</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 8:27pm<b>newyearstandup</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:34am<b>kutchbabe</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 8:20pm<b>mwali02</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 5:16am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 5:21pm<b>sprigs_</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:59pm<b>LilyLi</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 10:10pm<b>dieana</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:15am<b>EliTheAdorable</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 9:50pm

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cdncw's favorite FMLs

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

by svet / 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

by Shamu / 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

by alhummel21 / 02/12/2009 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

by rainyday / 02/12/2009 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

by Jebus / 01/24/2009 at 11:07am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love