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by syl / 02/11/2010 at 1:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2010 at 1:18am / United States (California) / Transportation
by chanclepants / 01/27/2010 at 8:35am / Intimacy
by masterzach21 / 01/22/2010 at 1:25am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
by Jon / 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by BathroomMuch / 12/25/2009 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I slipped as I was about to take a shower, knocking myself out cold. I woke up to someone banging on my door. It was a cop checking to see if I was okay. When I asked how he knew to come, he said he was notified by "a male neighbor who called anonymously." I guess I have a peeping Tom. FML
by ThatAintLogical / 12/18/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
by cheaters_should_die / 12/18/2009 at 9:31am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by notcool / 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
by anonymous / 12/03/2009 at 1:55am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by chacha / 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm / United States / Intimacy
by ehwat / 11/26/2009 at 12:31am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own and that I work at. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2009 at 1:27am / United States (Montana) / Intimacy
Today, a woman evidently posted on a chat website asking for any young men to send pictures of their junk to her cell phone. Over 60 messages were sent, mostly by underage boys, most of them including the picture. Only problem. The number posted wasn't hers... It was mine. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML
by buckid310 / 11/03/2009 at 4:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…