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by Crumpet / 06/25/2010 at 3:08am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by kasai_x0x / 06/19/2010 at 12:27pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
by Kate / 06/03/2010 at 3:44am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML
by Alpheas / 05/30/2010 at 1:12am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML
by BoobSicle / 04/17/2010 at 7:37pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2010 at 3:11pm / United States (Montana) / Animals
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells "baby she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML
by anonymous / 04/07/2010 at 12:21am / United States (West Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML
by FASHlONABLE / 04/05/2010 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by leapple / 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Grossed Out / 03/13/2010 at 5:35am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML
by ohno / 03/10/2010 at 6:05am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
by Timv86 / 02/16/2010 at 3:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by ShayisPay101 / 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
by klsdhjla / 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy