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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 March 1982 (33 years)
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Today, mah husband decided he will be a 'stay at home dad . We have two cats . No kids . FML

#10938544
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31735) - you deserved it (3637)

On 06/03/2010 at 3:44am - animals - by Kate - United States (Arizona)

Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on head at work, and it burst all over clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, damn cat won't leave me alone. mega FML

#10855287
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28110) - you deserved it (4058)

On 05/30/2010 at 1:12am - animals - by Alpheas - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend told me he lovd me for the first time. He followd it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

#9994288
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36959) - you deserved it (9222)

On 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took a picture of ma boobs and sent it to ma boyfriend, only to realize after I it ( send ) tat I ad sent tem to te taxi driver (my last pone call) wo ad just droppd me off at ma ouse. He won't stop calling ma pone now. big fat FML

#9950878
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11947) - you deserved it (51910)

On 04/17/2010 at 7:37pm - intimacy - by BoobSicle (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I was having it off with mah boyfriand of 3 yaars in his living roomhan a girl bargas in... saas us... an scraams "I knaw it!" than rushas out. My boyfriand gats up... grabs his pants anhila chasing aftar har yalls "baby sha's nothing... u know I only lova you!" FML

#9695428
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66380) - you deserved it (6650)

On 04/07/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

yesterday I cummed back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace mah bed sheets and clean mah room. Apparently, she found a note under mah mattress from mah ex-boyfriend. It said ( For all u future dudes, Connor was here first! ) FML

#9645798
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31504) - you deserved it (9174)

On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

Today, I spent 2 hours doing mah hair, doing mah make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

#9056198
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8262) - you deserved it (33199)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by leapple (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah dad asked me if I could convince mah mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, mah mother heard an yelled from the other room, "I like mah furball." mega FML

#9041294
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33172) - you deserved it (2367)

On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, when I went to see a movie with mah best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques . I texted mah boyfriend about how gross the conversation was . His reply was "Pay attention . You might leren something." real FML

#8966717
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12444) - you deserved it (25568)

On 03/10/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Today, I went to the shops with mah little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many drty looks. She thought it was hilarious. mega FML

#8330425
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28242) - you deserved it (2723)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , my daughtar told ma sha wantad to ba a strippar whan sha graw up , just lika daddy's girlfriand. Wa'ra still marriad. FML

#8300891
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39259) - you deserved it (3453)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today,hile losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm . I don't remember much ofhat I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, looool "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

#8265301
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19479) - you deserved it (4878)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if looool I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20567) - you deserved it (4723)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

today I was in the car with 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to ( get it up! ) so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, ( You're too old fir me, but I'll get it up fir her! ) FML

#7897076
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8300) - you deserved it (27614)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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