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cchamp27
  • Town/Country : Voorhees, NJ, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 25517
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breaths on my neck. When I was about to finish he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck/ear and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (90551) - you deserved it (6643)

On 04/13/2009 at 8:07am - intimacy - by bodyelectric (woman) - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78701) - you deserved it (8212)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by saltinawound (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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