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cbcorky

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cbcorky

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 452
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About cbcorky : I am engaged to a wonderful man and I have the best daughter in the world. I am currently looking for a job since I was fired from my last one for calling in sick 7 times in 6 months. Thankfully I am getting unemployment for that. LOL

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cbcorky's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

#14161971
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57057) - you deserved it (3890)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:56am - love - by unwed - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59593) - you deserved it (8794)

On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, after months of looking, my fiancé and I finally signed a lease. We are using my savings to pay for it. This apparently poses a "moral dilemma" for my in-laws who think we should wait to be married. I'm paying for an apartment I'm not allowed to live in. FML

#13179613
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22983) - you deserved it (5589)

On 09/24/2010 at 2:33am - money - by sauce - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

#10642030
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40376) - you deserved it (4576)

On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML

#8846079
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23348) - you deserved it (2042)

On 03/05/2010 at 3:21pm - misc - by copenhagen20 - United States (Armed Forces Africa)

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

#8248979
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23338) - you deserved it (6001)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by freakingow (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML

#7922927
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25909) - you deserved it (2410)

On 02/06/2010 at 12:09am - love - by Crud (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML

#7811956
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26742) - you deserved it (2332)

On 02/02/2010 at 11:00am - misc - by tony1401 - United States

Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML

#7264134
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32098) - you deserved it (9561)

On 01/10/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by coinoperatedgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the police called and told me that they had Alex in custody. Apparently, she had public sex with another woman and wants me to come bail her out. Alex is my mom. FML

#7014156
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25135) - you deserved it (2177)

On 12/29/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by runescapeftw (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mother informed me that I am not allowed to drive in snow. I live in Minnesota. FML

#6958712
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24575) - you deserved it (2507)

On 12/26/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by Snow (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my son told me to grow a pair and ask my girlfriend of a year and a half to marry me. He is 7 years old. FML

#6344201
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11761) - you deserved it (32680)

On 11/17/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by unsuspcted (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

#6321583
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30181) - you deserved it (3513)

On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was afraid he would no longer love me when he returned from basic training. Hoping he would reassure me his feelings wouldn't change and we'd still be together, he replied instead, "Shit happens." FML

#6148813
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30651) - you deserved it (7274)

On 11/04/2009 at 9:00am - love - by reality_stricken (woman) - Guam



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