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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 571
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cbaidchris : Been on FML for a bit, finally decided to get an account.
17 Arizona...hate it here
Go to school, pretty good student
Play basketball all day
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Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML


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