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caveman72
  • Town/Country : Victoria, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 June 1972 (41 years)
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Today, I agreed to lend my daughter's inflatable pool to my neighbor for the day. Barely an hour later, I witnessed his son jump off their balcony, missing the pool by inches. He's now in hospital, and my neighbor has sworn to sue me, saying I'm responsible because the pool is mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51881) - you deserved it (3407)

On 07/19/2013 at 3:06pm - kids - by getmeoutofthiscountry (man) - United States

Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML

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On 04/16/2013 at 7:23pm - misc - by S. Fancyson - United States



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