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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 January 1972 (43 years)
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About cautioninc : I like motorcycles & boobies. Yeah, that's about it :)

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Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62755) - you deserved it (26665)

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