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Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by rapturezz - United States
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 12:46am - love - by littlegirl - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 10:58am - misc - by jeanstein -
Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)
Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by becca (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)
Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by woopdeedo_1 (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 7:34pm - money - by rybread (man) - United States
Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 3:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
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