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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 November 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2556
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

#17686086
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24761) - you deserved it (6421)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:23am - health - by pottie69 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35879) - you deserved it (4500)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

#17619671
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39407) - you deserved it (5298)

On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

#17355077
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36530) - you deserved it (2963)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by thedancer5 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10028) - you deserved it (71570)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

#17217334
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32170) - you deserved it (4765)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44400) - you deserved it (4691)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML

#17170835
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36698) - you deserved it (4014)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by tLee - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

#17122126
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14734) - you deserved it (23460)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by so much for a good day - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

#16944074
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38605) - you deserved it (4230)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Amanda - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

#16926272
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8942) - you deserved it (58077)

On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, during my honeymoon, my wife and I finally went scuba-diving. My nose was too big to fit in the face goggles, so I couldn't go. My wife went without me anyway. FML

#16838274
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34731) - you deserved it (7616)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:04pm - love - by pinocchio - United States

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35328) - you deserved it (4487)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50358) - you deserved it (7821)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50358) - you deserved it (7821)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)



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