catsie

Search for a member

catsie

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 629
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About catsie : I'm just some ordinary teenage girl with problems like everyone else.
I love to go on adventures and explore nature, photography is usually what I do when I'm out there.

I'm obsessed with anime and pokemon. Hello Kitty is my main thing though.

I have a kik and snapchat, ask for it!

I'm a vegan, don't be a jerk and make comments on it. It's my life, not yours.

catsie's page activity

Visits<b>EwahWeeWah</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 11:29am<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 1:09am<b>lombcover</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 11:16pm<b>Maxwellminpin</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:24pm<b>Vulpeex</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 10:53am<b>XSunlight92X</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 6:03pm<b>brndnjtkn</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 1:54am<b>mattwilson74</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 11:17pm<b>brutal1</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 5:14pm<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 5:55pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 3:17pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 10:46am<b>xninix</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 10:38pm<b>otterrotter</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 4:12pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 12:57pm<b>Emyame</b> - the 05/16/2014 at 5:32pm<b>EpicJames24</b> - the 03/15/2014 at 10:36pm<b>notachinesewoman</b> - the 03/06/2014 at 10:54pm

Fucked!<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 7:10am<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 11:55pm

catsie's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of catsie's badges

catsie's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

by wtf / 01/10/2014 at 11:47am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was called by the counselor to discuss my "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on my arms. I don't cut, I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrot who sees me as his personal tree. FML

by That Girl with the Amazon Parrot / 01/04/2014 at 2:21am / United States / Animals

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML

by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 10:36am / United States / Kids

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML

by ElephantLover / 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

by scared shitless / 12/10/2013 at 4:50am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML

by BabeWithBrains / 12/08/2013 at 2:01pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

by MissYouPieceOfSkin / 11/27/2013 at 3:44am / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML

by Seriously_Scaredy_Cat / 11/27/2013 at 2:08am / United States / Animals

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

by IamAflyingCat / 10/22/2013 at 5:12am / United States / Animals

Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML

by _/ | \_ / 10/06/2013 at 1:40pm / Singapore / Health

Today, my husband yelled from upstairs, "Babe! BABE, COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened to our newborn daughter, I rushed up, only to find out he just wanted to show me that he'd learned how to spin a top on the tip of his penis without it falling. FML

by -____- / 10/05/2013 at 5:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of my cock to my dad. FML

by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my two parrots decided that my head was the best place to have sex. FML

by NestHead / 10/01/2013 at 1:32pm / Russian Federation (Moscow City) / Animals

Today, I'm trapped in my apartment. My new cat won't let me leave. Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses and tries to savage me. I'm my own cat's bitch. FML

by aherdofpigs / 09/02/2013 at 3:22pm / United States / Animals

Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML

by Thanks everyone / 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love