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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 February 1985 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2532
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cathylee22 : If you get to know me, you will find out that I am a fun, sweet and happy person! Anything else just message me :)

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Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20546) - you deserved it (88118)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

#15339337
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45614) - you deserved it (12090)

On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61680) - you deserved it (13003)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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1019 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82453) - you deserved it (460389)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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