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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 February 1985 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2533
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cathylee22 : If you get to know me, you will find out that I am a fun, sweet and happy person! Anything else just message me :)

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cathylee22's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

#15441546
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12692) - you deserved it (44840)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

#15415260
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32747) - you deserved it (54933)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my girlfriend bought several bottles of Potassium Iodine pills and a gas mask, due to the radiation scare from Japan. We live in Texas. FML

#15409356
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42428) - you deserved it (7134)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:25am - health - by radiationkillz (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML

#15398872
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50198) - you deserved it (8533)

On 03/20/2011 at 12:10pm - kids - by parenting_failure (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children". FML

#15370334
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46200) - you deserved it (9850)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by Jonathan (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

#15364230
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34431) - you deserved it (4033)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

#15364230
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34431) - you deserved it (4033)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

#15364230
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34431) - you deserved it (4033)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

#15364230
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34431) - you deserved it (4033)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

#15364230
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34431) - you deserved it (4033)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

#15364230
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34431) - you deserved it (4033)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

#15364230
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34431) - you deserved it (4033)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

#15364230
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34431) - you deserved it (4033)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

#15364230
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34431) - you deserved it (4033)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

#15364230
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34431) - you deserved it (4033)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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