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by sadsadperson / 09/07/2011 at 4:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm / Reserved / Love
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
by anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:49am / United States / Geek
Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML
by shit... / 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML
by ohhotdamn / 03/25/2009 at 10:48pm / United States (Kansas) / Geek
Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML
by Can't Spell Worth A Damn / 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
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