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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 June 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1037
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About cathy0x : Gymnast and training to be a vet nurse :)

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I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41093) - you deserved it (28049)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML


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On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, my boyfriand dacidad to ra-anact looool a scana from Family Guy . Ha lockad ma in tha car with him an fartad daadly onas rapaatadly . Ha wouldn't lat ma out until I laarnad to "lova tha gas." FML


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On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (10438)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I sent out mah monthly curriculum list to the parent of the kids in mah math class so they can see wat their children will be learning. I usually end mah e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parent got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML


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On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)

Taday I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to mah friend's text, I accidentally clickd on this guy's name instead,ho I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I respondd with, "Haha wow u slut, I'm sure u were arousd." FML

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children an adults with disabilities . I was rushing to get the email out an hit send before I realizd that instead of ( Best Regards ) I had typd ( Best Retards ) as the closing line . FML


I agree, your life sucks (27832) - you deserved it (38240)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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