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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1083
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About cathy0x : Gymnast and training to be a vet nurse :)

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cathy0x's favorite FMLs

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41190) - you deserved it (28094)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

#14820910
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30695) - you deserved it (6041)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

#14463495
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38536) - you deserved it (7577)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25092) - you deserved it (10467)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

#3505255
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41712) - you deserved it (21921)

On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

#226271
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27901) - you deserved it (38308)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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