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About cath_1211 : Play the guitar and piano, love having fun and err guess if you wanna know anything else then feel free to say hi :)
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Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
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On 08/02/2010 at 1:55pm - love - by hAHAha Halo (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)
Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 4:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 2:35am - intimacy - by DuChaillu (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom
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