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Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35974) - you deserved it (6647)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I talked to my boss about the fact that I have been diagnosed as bipolar and I am having a really hard time with it. He told me to look on the bright side, now that I'm crazy I will never have to do Jury Duty. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 1:08pm - health - by crazymuch - Canada (Ontario)



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