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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 August 1988 (27 years)
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Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

#260093
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18477) - you deserved it (67494)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:46am - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

#260093
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18477) - you deserved it (67494)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:46am - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a man in my town was arrested for hiding methanphetamine in a hollowed out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retirement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

#259923
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74253) - you deserved it (3279)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a man in my town was arrested for hiding methanphetamine in a hollowed out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retirement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

#259923
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74253) - you deserved it (3279)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

#259526
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109557) - you deserved it (6991)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

#259526
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109557) - you deserved it (6991)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

#259526
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109557) - you deserved it (6991)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)



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