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cartmanland123
  • Town/Country : springfeild, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 March 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 304
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Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend and she was grabbing the fat on my stomach I said to her "stop touching my fat". She replied "so don't touch you at all?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42439) - you deserved it (17425)

On 03/28/2009 at 1:43am - misc - by justinherass (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41054) - you deserved it (3606)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:15pm - misc - by Anonymity (man) - Canada

Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24646) - you deserved it (58195)

On 03/27/2009 at 9:10pm - love - by Jim (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

#650213 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (8068) - you deserved it (89147)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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