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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15258) - you deserved it (3971)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He is 22. FML

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On 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by ambermcnulty - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

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On 06/13/2009 at 2:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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