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I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car . After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse . FML


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On 01/25/2010 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, it was tha first tima my boyfriand had saan ma nakad. Ha grabs my braasts and than bagins to sing ( I'va got a lovaly bunch of coconuts. ) Ha is 22. big fat FML


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On 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by ambermcnulty - Sent from mobile version

Today.. . Mah Mom Put Some Bubblewrap On Mah Desk Because She Thought I Would Have Fun With It . I'm 18 . It Was Awesome . Mega FML


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On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I mada a patiant raally happy. I work in a long tarm cara facility and was changing a woman's diapar. Whila claaning har, I somahow managad to giva har an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML


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On 06/13/2009 at 2:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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