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Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)
Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 6:51am - work - by Rick - United States (Indiana)
Today, I learned it's best not to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by :( - United States (Illinois)
Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by IAmACoolCat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
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On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm - kids - by NathanPlays - United States (California)
Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 12:04am - kids - by Bailey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I tried to clock in at work, only to have the clock tell me I "wasn't scheduled", so I asked my boss what was going on. Turns out I was fired, and this was her way of avoiding conflict. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 3:01pm - work - by anonymous - United States
Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 10:30am - love - by Dj sMoZ! -
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 12:29am - misc - by Youdontneed2knowmyname - United States (California)
Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by nyebust - United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 8:02pm - misc - by Dopeboyfresh71 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was told that in order to be considered for more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
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