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by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML
by Rick / 07/28/2011 at 6:51am / United States (Indiana) / Work
by :( / 07/27/2011 at 12:50am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by CatOwner / 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by IAmACoolCat / 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Imrickar / 04/30/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Love
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
by NathanPlays / 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (California) / Love
by Bailey / 04/05/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 3:01pm / United States / Work
Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML
by Youdontneed2knowmyname / 02/05/2011 at 12:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by nyebust / 01/01/2011 at 12:18am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Dopeboyfresh71 / 12/18/2010 at 8:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 11/06/2010 at 5:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money
by JoannaG25 / 08/17/2010 at 7:43am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Work