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About carry_on : As in: Keep Calm and Carry on but that username was already taken.
I'm 21, i'm at university and I spend far too much time on here reading and commenting on FML's when I should be working. I've also become obsessed with collecting the 'badges' on here.
Feel free to message me.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Today, I thought maybe I should go to my doctor because my hips crack every time I take a step. But she's also my recently ex-boyfriend's mom, so I have to choose between being in constant pain or having my doctor poke at my hips while asking me why I'm no longer dating her son. FML
Thursday 28 November 2013