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carou123
  • Town/Country : Nachos, Doritos
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 August 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 44
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About carou123 : Someone who has too many pet dogs and alot of interesting things to talk about.

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Today, I was denounced for being a terrible person, because my family raises chickens, some of which we eat. I was then told how cruel I am for "killing innocent birds" and that "good" people buy their meat from the supermarket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41344) - you deserved it (2228)

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