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Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40785) - you deserved it (18020)

On 04/30/2013 at 11:09am - misc - by longsock123 - United States (California)

Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML

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On 04/30/2013 at 3:54am - money - by ShowerGirl (woman) - United States

Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML

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On 04/29/2013 at 9:57pm - kids - by SierraCheyenne (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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