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About carolina12 : im 19, my name is chance, and i love music and comedy movies, i played sports most my life, i have two older brothers and i am working on becoming a firefighter. im a little bit of a pyromaniac and im single for now. any questions just ask.
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Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML