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carolina12
  • Town/Country : cleveland, ga
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 December 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 531
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About carolina12 : im 19, my name is chance, and i love music and comedy movies, i played sports most my life, i have two older brothers and i am working on becoming a firefighter. im a little bit of a pyromaniac and im single for now. any questions just ask.

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Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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On 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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