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carlos_oac
  • Town/Country : Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 December 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 6331
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About carlos_oac : Just someone that maybe you would like to meet(or not) that likes Punk Rock, literature and sociology more than (almost) everything.

Some art of mine: http://thefirstdrop.deviantart.com/gallery

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Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

#2012
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16245) - you deserved it (2709)

On 01/21/2009 at 7:36am - love - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

#1817
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21161) - you deserved it (5040)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

#1705
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26537) - you deserved it (1664)

On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

#1665
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16143) - you deserved it (1259)

On 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by GopherJR - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML

#1555
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18299) - you deserved it (2457)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by SSH - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40317) - you deserved it (2255)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29395) - you deserved it (1410)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

#1230
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19479) - you deserved it (1087)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

#1122
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6797) - you deserved it (19118)

On 01/14/2009 at 11:03am - love - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

#1083
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15902) - you deserved it (1799)

On 01/14/2009 at 6:57am - love - by bbns - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

#663
40 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm - love - by Danno - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28213) - you deserved it (2097)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25320) - you deserved it (2456)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML

#570
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7145) - you deserved it (34283)

On 12/22/2008 at 2:45am - love - by Julian - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

#548
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5136) - you deserved it (28632)

On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version



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